So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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