I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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