I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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