It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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