Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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