so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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