dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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