He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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