We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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