But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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