Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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