People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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