My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just cropdusted the office
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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