dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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