I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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