He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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