You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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