they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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