But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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