If i come over, it means nothing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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