Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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