Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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