I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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