so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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