ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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