I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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