how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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