Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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