At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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