normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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