Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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