video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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