Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
