How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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