I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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