KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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