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im drinking this country out of the recession.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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