Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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