so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I wear drunk well.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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