okay pat passed out under dana's car
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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