I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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