I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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