So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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