Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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