i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He passed out mid-signature
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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