Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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