how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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