Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
