I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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