Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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