"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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