Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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