brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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