can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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