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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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